黏土武士與迷你鬼怪

15-second fast-paced cute clay-animation sketch. Use the exact character designs from the reference: the huge stern blue clay Samurai and the tiny elegant red Oni/Geisha. Handmade stop-motion clay aesthetic, expressive squash-and-stretch, playful physical comedy. No dialogue. No dead time.

0–4 sec: The Samurai dramatically draws his katana with exaggerated seriousness — SHIIING! He strikes an intimidating battle pose. The tiny Oni-Geisha looks completely unimpressed, casually pulls out a small red folding fan and THWACKS the flat side of his sword downward.

4–8 sec: Samurai freezes in disbelief. Oni-Geisha smugly walks past him. He quickly steps in front of her and performs an absurdly elaborate sequence of lightning-fast sword flourishes, sleeves and blue robe whipping around — WHOOSH, SWISH, SWISH! She effortlessly ducks each swing while continuing her tiny graceful walk without even looking at him.

8–12 sec: Frustrated, Samurai commits to one enormous overhead strike. Oni-Geisha simply takes one tiny step sideways. WHAM! His katana gets stuck deep in the clay floor. He pulls desperately; the sword refuses to move. His giant body stretches comically from the effort.

12–15 sec: Oni-Geisha calmly taps the sword handle once with her fan — TOK! The sword instantly pops free, launching Samurai backward into a ridiculous clay tumble. He lands sitting upright, stunned. Oni-Geisha gives him a tiny smug bow and snaps her fan open. End immediately on Samurai’s embarrassed glare.

Audio: energetic cute Japanese-inspired percussion and plucked-string music, tightly synchronized with the comedy; exaggerated clay footsteps, sword unsheathing, metallic swishes, fan thwacks, impact sounds and comedic pops. No speech, no vocals.